Hey, that’s no way to say goodbye.

Hey, that’s no way to say goodbye. So whoa, how ace was yesterday, as transfer deadline days go?! Man City, I don’t even know where to begin, Man City started the day with effectively no owner after absolute nutjob of a Thai ex-prime minister billionaire “human rights abuser of the worst kind” fly-by-night Thaksin ‘Frank’ [...]

I used to think that this day would never come.

I know it’s my facebook status and I further know hardly any of you give a shit about this but I do: TOTTENHAM 5-1 ARSENAL WE COULD BE HEROES JUST FOR JUANDE that is all.

Hot in the city.

This weekend, I have mostly been drunk. It’s too hot here, and alcohol makes you dehydrated. I feel dried up, like a raisin. In fact, more like a paper flower: when I was little, once or twice I remember my mum bringing me these beautiful, tightly folded, brightly coloured tiny paper flowers, and we’d fill [...]